Big Bad Ben Beater

From the pen of Wayne Boyd comes three family tongue twisters that I wrote just for you! Read them as slowly as you like, preferably out loud with your friends and family!

#1:
A fairly pleasant feathered pheasant flew to Fort Pierce swamps in Florida, which form the ferns that fairly pleasant feathered pheasants find to feed on fish and flies until the pretty pleasant feathered pheasants fly into the mouth of an alligator!

#2:
When Wendy Wilson reads what William Withers wrote,
William Withers wears a weathered winter coat.
While winter weather was what William really taught,
Risky windy weather was William Withers thought!

And finally #3:
Big Bad Ben Beater beat his better butter blueberry biscuit batter.
Best butter blueberry biscuit batter is made by Big Bad Ben Beater.
If Big Bad Ben Beater’s butter blueberry biscuit batter is better,
Where’s some better butter blueberry biscuits baked by Big Bad Ben Beater?

But beware, Big Bad Ben Beater”s butter blueberry biscuits are bitter!
Bitter butter blueberry biscuit batter is made by Big Bad Ben Beater.
If Big Bad Ben Beater’s butter blueberry biscuit batter is bitter,
Then better not bite butter blueberry biscuits by Big Bad Ben Beater!

Author: Wayne Boyd

Wayne Edward Boyd was born in Morristown, New Jersey in 1953. He is a published author, former ISKCON sannyasi, and traveler, having lived on 3 continents and visited 37 countries. He presently lives in Amarillo, Texas working as a correctional officer and has interests in photography, political science and astronomy.

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