My doctor James Spurlock, the ol’ fart, finally retired. He had a good nurse named Pat. She left too.
One day I had to go see a doctor for a routine sick call and learned my doctor had retired. They set me up to see a young man named Doctor Amando Salcido Jr, MD.
Dr. Salcido told me my doctor had retired but he himself was looking for new patients and maybe I could adopt him as my new doctor. I told him “you seem to be a nice guy. Okay.”
Bad choice. I’m 800 miles from home, out of meds and can’t get him to renew them despite numerous requests via Walgreens and calls to his nurse. Never again. Looks like I’m still shopping for a new doctor.