In fact, I was abducted and then taken away from my parents, traveled all the way here and dropped off on Earth.
My “biological parents” adopted me and raised me in New Jersey.
After many years, a UFO landed in my backyard and crushed the doghouse. They came down the ladder and told me I was the prince of a planet named Vorquels. There had been a war and I was dropped off on Earth to protect me. The war is now over and I can return to Vorquels, but since they crushed the dog house and killed my dog, I said no.
I was pissed off.
Wouldn’t you be?